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Rich, The Poor, Sex And Money: How To Avoid Money Pervs -
Granny Jane
8 February 2010By Jane Stillwater
What sex fiends and perverts just don't seem be able
to get into their thick heads is this: Just because
you've gotten a nice tingly feeling down in your
private parts doesn't mean that you have to ACT on it.
You can just appreciate it for what it is -- a
surprise gift. Or you can do what a lot of Taoists do
-- you can recycle it.
According to Taoist master Mantak Chia, all of us have
a "microcosmic energy orbit" that runs up from the
base of our spines, through our brains, down our
fronts and then back around through our private parts
and up through our spines once again. So. If you are
starting to get all nice and tingly Down There, just
suck that feeling up through your back bone and into
your brain and then put all of that excess energy to
work thinking good thoughts. Or something like that.
Then you won't have to waste all your spare time
stalking or raping or nothing.
And this same rule about sex also applies to money.
Some people think that they can never get enough
money. They become addicts. They become "money
perverts". And right now "money pervs" appear to be
running our world.
And what about the rest of us normal guys who would
not hesitate for a minute to grab a child-molester who
has stalked our children's innocence and to throw him
into jail? Yet all too many of us are just sitting
back and applauding while a legion of unbalanced
perverts stalk our children's money.
And people like Rush Limbaugh and Benjamin Bernanke
and folks in the Bush-Obama administration are
actually cheering these money-pervs on -- while these
perverts reach their hands down into OUR pants.
It really bothers me right now that there are millions
of right-wing teabaggers out there who make less than
$100,000 a year -- yet seem to hate us left-wing
idealists who are poor as church-mice so much that
they would do us bodily harm if given half a chance.
And yet these same teabaggers seem to idolize and
adore "money pervs" who cannot control their money
addictions, who can never be satisfied and can never
get enough dollars. These money-pervs will lie, steal,
kill, sell out their families and country or do any
other repulsive thing that they can to feed their
insatiable habits.
These money-pervs are stealing the rest of us blind --
and yet everyone out there seems to love them!
My suggestion?
Anyone who has hoarded up more than one million
dollars should have to be registered with a national
(or world-wide) "Money Offenders" registry -- and
shouldn't be allowed to move into any new neighborhood
until all the neighbors are warned first.
PS: You wouldn't let a drug addict run your bank, your
country, your army, your food industry or your health
insurance, would you? You wouldn't fawn over and try
to please a junkie or think that glue-sniffers are
your social superiors or better than you? Probably
not. Yet every single day we turn almost everything we
hold dear over to "money perverts". Now does that
really make any sense? Not to me!
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From Bob Patterson: George W. Bush: Existentialist
Extraordinaire: In the ranks of those who think that
the universe is absurd and meaningless, it is logical
to think that they would be the first to second the
motion that George W. Bush deserves a place in the
Existentialist Hall of Fame.
...Isn’t a part of Existentialism the "to be is to do"
school of thought? If George W. Bush instinctively
acted in an Existential way, without bothering to put
"Being and Nothingness" on his famed reading list,
then he was an Existentialist and thus eligible for
membership in the Existentialists Hall of Fame.
...On the web site for Princeton University this
definition of an existentialist: "a philosopher who
emphasizes freedom of choice and personal
responsibility but who regards human existence in a
hostile universe as unexplainable." So Bush and Cheney
decide they gonna kick Saddam’s ass, they get a
convenient excuse, they replace a Congressional
Declaration of War with a clause in the doctrine of
Executive Privilege, they replace the
Chancellor-for-life title with Commander-in-Chief, and
then when the war goes into extra innings, they hide
behind a tsunami of "no one could have possibly
forseen" bullshit, and if that doesn’t fit the
definition of Existentialist, then this columnist had
better start singing the song with the line about "gimme
three steps towards the door."...
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/2/1/133846/2875?new=true.
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