Joe
Biden Got What He Deserved And So Will America
Writers Articles And Opinions
23 March 2010
By
Reverend Mark Glenn
1. On my Allah, what is wrong with this country? Well,
we here at Mantiq al-Tayr will, with the gracious
assistance of JEWNYTP (for new readers, JEWNYTP is the
Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post), will get
right down to the root of the problem and you as a
direct result will probably fly an airplane into – oh
wait, I mean, you will go to MichaelCollinsPiper.com
and buy a bunch of his books. Then you will get lots
of beer and watch college basketball games until the
baseball seasons starts. Your shitty baseball team
will be out of the running by mid-season, but never
fear that’s when NFL training camp begins and you will
then go out and buy lots more beer and start watching
those pre-season football games, games which are about
as meaningful as Israeli Vice-Vice President for
American Affairs (IVVPAA) , Joe “I am a Zionist” Biden
and his DW (Designated Whore) George “I am not
Lebanese” Mitchell going to Israel to be the subs in
an S&M session. Anyway, when you get that beer, why
not buy it from this asshole who got into the
organized-crime Bronfman-family-connected beer
business.
But I digress.
And I’m going to digress some more. Let’s talk about
the 2012 elections to see who will become the next
Israeli-Vice President for American Affairs and the
next Israeli Vice-Vice President for American Affairs.
As you all know, Baruch Obama, who currently is the
custodian of the Oval Orifice, hasn’t got a
Palestinian child’s chance in an Israeli prison of
being re-elected. So who is going to run? Wait, wait,
I can hear you all now starting to bitch and moan.
“Mantiq, who gives a shit about the 2012 elections,
most of us won’t even have jobs by then. Please get
back to making fun of the fact that our country has
been taken over by a bunch of Zionist Jews who want
war with Iran and think Rachel Corrie deserved it. Oh,
and we want a stupid cat video too.”
Oh ye of little Iman. When have I ever let you down?
Just keep reading, oh, and keep your barf bag handy.
As you all know by now, Sarah Palin, the future wife
of Michael Collins Piper, is a leather-corset cinch to
get the Republican nomination. There is no question
she has the single most important qualification to
become the first woman Israeli-Vice President for
American Affairs. She has great, big, huge, humongous,
gigantic, swelling, full, and bursting out all over
support for Israel.
In fact, like the overwhelming majority of members of
the US Knesset chambers, Sarah Palin supports war
crimes against the Palestinians and openly supports
the craziest of the Israeli crazies. She supports the
expansion of Jewish – and let’s be clear here she used
the word “Jewish” settlements. Not Israeli, not
Zionist, she said “Jewish” and of course she is
correct to use that word. Anyway, she thinks Jews
should and will expand their presence in the West Bank
(and the Golan Heights, if she even knows where they
are):
“I believe that the Jewish settlements should be
allowed to be expanded upon, because that population
of Israel is, is going to grow. More and more Jewish
people will be flocking to Israel in the days and
weeks and months ahead. And I don’t think that the
Obama administration has any right to tell Israel that
the Jewish settlements cannot expand.”
I guess if she were in Israel last week, she wouldn’t
have had the shit treatment that IVVPFAA Joe “I am a
Zionist” Biden got. See, and then the little pwetty
wittle US would not have been so insulted and looked
like such a cowardly hypocrite in front of the whole
world.
She also has big boobs. Here they are, bra-less.
Oops, sorry all you Mantiqiyyans out there who are US
citizens. Those are your boobs. Firmly supported,
lifted and separated by the AIPAC fiscally-padded bra.
Remove it and these two boobs will hang further down
than Clarence Thomas.
Anyway, here are Sarah’s, from thumpandwhip.com. I
vastly prefer hers.
Now I know some of you will object saying that Palin
wants to start a war with Iran. Well, hell, so does
everybody else. Picky, picky, picky. Besides, I’m sure
them there Shi’ite Moooooooooooooselims would rather
be bombed by a bombshell than by a
documentation-challenged teleprompter-dependent Rahm-Emmanuel-controlled
and accomplishmentless president who won’t even tell
us what his grades were at Columbia University, if he
even went there at all. Besides, his ears are too big.
Oops, uploaded the wrong picture again. It’s cute
though, no? Got it from David Icke’s site.
Anyway, you’ve all seen the Obama pictures. Just
another Zionist-controlled pussy.
Okay, okay, here’s Baruch Obama wearing a yid-lid.
This nice job is taken from Brother Nathanael Kapner’s
“Real Zionist News” website. Please click on the link
and give this great brother a donation.
Anyway, Piper’s future bride will get the Republican
nod in 2012 she and will probably win all of the
erectorial votes. What can we do to stop this?
We have the solution. No, it’s not the solution I
promised to give you at the top of this article. I am
still digressing. We’ll get to it soon though. Keep
reading.
We believe that in order to counter this:
The stupid fat ugly Zionist stooge Democrats (as
opposed to the stupid fat ugly Zionist-stooge
Republicans) should counter with this:
(Yeah, I know, she’s not constitutionally eligible to
become President because she’s not old enough. But
being constitutionally-challenged does not seem to be
an issue anymore.)
But, never fear. We here at Mantiq al-Tayr have looked
into our patented crystal bird-feeder and proudly show
below the Democratic nominee for Israeli
Vice-President for American Affairs in 2012; for she
is the one who knows (as you will soon see) what’s
really wrong with this country and what should be done
about it. It’s the lovely, sweet, demur, and cuddly
hottie from the state that brought you GWB and two
endless, stupid, illegal wars that have made the
entire world, correctly, think that Americans are the
dumbest and meanest assholes on the planet.
Behold your savior:
What’s really great about Deborah Wasserman-Schultz (DWS)
is that she is a real Jew, not a fake one like Palin,
and she is often touted as a “moderate” on the Middle
East. Yes, sirreee, a moderate. So the Dems can put a
Jewish female “moderate” in the White House who also
has the brains to beat the absolute shit out of Palin
in a debate on anything other than make-up. She’s a
huge rising star in Congress too, quite powerful in
fact, more powerful than most people realize, but
first let’s take a look at how “moderate” she is on
the Middle East. (Note to Shas Party members, the red
highlights are mine.)
At a “J-Street” bash last year, she had this to say:
“I will meet and participate with any organization
that supports Israel and supports peace and is working
to foster an advanced peace process,” said Wasserman
Schultz in an interview. “I want to be able to
maximize my ability to advance the interests of
Israel, and there are different organizations doing
that. AIPAC is one of them, and I’m committed to them.
J Street has worthy goals as well. The more advocates
for Israel in America, the better.”
Well that’s pretty fucking moderate, wouldn’t you say?
I mean, a US congresswoman who is out to “maximize”
her ability to advance the interests of a foreign
country, and a really shitty country at that, now
isn’t that your kind of woman?” Doesn’t it make you
hot just thinking about how “moderate” she is?
By the way, DWS actually co-hosted the event at
J-Street since it was all about “Jewish American
Heritage Month” (JAHM) which DWS “spearheaded” through
Congress three years ago. But you know, that son of a
bitch George W. Bush never gave her a signed
proclamation of JAHM. However, at this event:
“Both Wasserman Schultz and Susskind received actual
copies of President Obama’s signed proclamation
declaring Jewish American Heritage Month, something
the congresswoman noted she didn’t receive from the
Bush White House in previous years.”
More proof of Obama’s tough stance on Israel, no
doubt.
Here’s just a little more:
“Asked whether her appearance at Wednesday’s event
could be seen as having any kind of broader
implications, considering J Street differs from AIPAC
on a number of Middle East issues, She responded that
she has attended AIPAC events in recent months as
well, and noted how much she enjoys the diversity of
the Jewish community.”
She sure does love Israel. Here’s a nice quote from
the book “A Dream of Zion” by Jeffrey K. Salkin.
“I have learned much as a public servant about
Israel’s strategic importance to America, but as a
Jew, I now realize how important Israel is to our
continuity as a people.”
Now that, ladies an gentleman, is 100 percent grade A
unadulterated Zionist Bullshit. Jews, we are told,
have been around for thousands of years. Israel has
not existed for 99.99999 percent of that time. Hell
they even survived the holocaust, in case you readers
hadn’t heard about that.
Oh, in case you had not heard, DWS also just got back
from a trip to Israel. Since she was not a shiksa, she
was not humiliated and exposed for being a complete
total stupid zionist suck-up asshole goy like Biden
was. More on Biden later. He deserved the treatment he
got. And we here at Mantiq al-Tayr fully support any
crazy Zionist fanatic like Netanyahu or anyone else
who treats US politicians with contempt, scorn,
arrogance and hatred. They richly deserve it. But I
digress.
She went to Israel and took along a few other reps
with her. Her goal, as she makes perfectly clear, was
to get them to be more supportive of Israel too. When
asked why she took the people she took, she replied.
“These were the members that we reached out to. My
first pass through on invitations was for members who
had not been to Israel. If you’ve not been to Israel
as a member of Congress, you can be supportive but
it’s hard to have a real sense of the reality on the
ground. There is a very stark reality in Israel.
Several members had not been to Israel before.”
As I have said before, the problem is not just that
the Israeli Lobby (IL) is more powerful than Jesus
when it comes to the US Congress, the problem is that
Congress is actually part of the Israeli lobby. DWS,
like so many others, is actively using her position as
a Congress member to lobby for Israel. She’s no
moderate folks. She’s a Zionist first, second and
third. And she’s getting to be pretty powerful. Very
powerful.
She was elected to Congress for the first time in 2004
in a heavily Jewish district in Florida. DWS is a
great fund raiser and had a huge war chest for that
election, about 1.2 million bucks. (Her opponent, a
conservative Christian, had 30 thousand dollars and
still got 30 per cent of the vote) She had so much
money she contributed “One Hundred Thousand Dollars”
to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC)
which is the outfit that Rahm Emmanuel used to Chair
and which he used to finance pro Iraq war democratic
candidates.
And surprise, surprise, a couple of years after her
“gifting” “One Hundred Thousand Dollars” to the DCCC,
Rahm Emmanuel, former ballet dancer and Israeli
military volunteer and son of a terrorist and who is
named after a terrorist, made her an important part of
the DCCC. He made her a co-chair of the “Red to Blue”
program in February 2006. . (Israel’s flag has that
nice beautiful blue star, doesn’t it?) Today she one
of three DCCC vice-chairmen.
The National Jewish Democratic Council, of which she
is of course a member, tells us:
“The Forward has named Wasserman Schultz a “Forward
Fifty,” the fifty most influential members of the
Jewish community, for two consecutive years. She is a
strong supporter of Israel and an active member of the
National Jewish Democratic Council. She currently
serves on the Appropriations Committee, Judiciary
Committee and Democratic Steering and Policy
Committee.
By the way, guess which part of the Judiciary
committee she serves on? Oh yes, it is the
Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism, and Homeland
Security.
Of course, her role on the Appropriations Committee is
no less important – for Israel. On her very own
website she openly acknowledges that she is using her
position on that committee specifically to aid a
foreign nation- at your expense, I might add.
“As one of our closest allies, Israel is the
beneficiary of substantial U.S. aid. These funds are
critical to ensuring Israel’s qualitative advantage
over security threats. As a member of the House
Committee on Appropriations, I am privileged to have
the opportunity to make sure Israel has the resources
it needs to defend its citizens.”
Needless to say, DWS is “beloved” by the Washington
press corps and is very close to Nancy Pelosi
Did I mention that she is also Chief Deputy Majority
Whip in the House? Nancy put her there.
She has her own PAC, is a Vice-President of the
Democratic National Committee and some believe she
will become Speaker of the House.
That’s shooting too low. You heard it here first. Your
first female President is coming folks.
2. Now, back to JEWNYPT’s solution to all of the
problems this country is facing. We all know the
country is about to go tits up and that basically it
is a matter of time. Fortunately, JEWNYPT has it all
figured out for us. In a brilliant front-page article
about two weeks ago, JEWNYPT reporter Muhammad
Abd-al-Rahman, haha, just kidding, JEWNYPT reporter
Jason Horowitz, proclaims to us that the problem is
that IVPFAA Obama does not do everything single thing
that Rahm Emanuel tells him to. If he did, then things
would be so much better.
Horowitz does the usual media thing of quoting people
who don’t buy this notion, but the focus is all about
how great it would be if Rahm just had the final say
on everything. In fact, some of the criticism of Rahm
that Horowitz cites is to the effect that Rahm is just
not being enough of an asshole.
And to the surprise of none of the tuyuur here at
Mantiq al-Tayr, representatives from the Cardin State
(note to Shas party members, in Mantiqiyyan, the
Cardin State is Maryland) just love Rahm. Chris Van
Hollen (Likud, Maryland), who just happens to be the
guy that took Rahm’s place as the Chair of the
Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, and Whore
House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer (Likud, Maryland)
just can’t praise Rahm enough.
One nice little quote in the piece makes it look like
Rahm tells Biden what to do. Yes, this is a
digression, but it’s a revealing quote.
“Emanuel has maneuvered where possible. He has
dispatched Vice President Biden to appear at 25
fundraisers and rallies to assist the “frontline
members” of the House, those most in danger of being
bounced out of office.”
But the single most interesting part of the article is
very near the beginning, where the following quote
appears uttered by a Rahm Emanuel loyalist of some
note.
Listening to Emanuel would serve “all our overall
goals,” . . .”I think that Rahm’s considerable
legislative experience translates into advice that the
president should heed.”
Who said this? Scroll down and take a look.
3. I have to comment on IVVPFAA Joe “I am a Zionist”
Biden’s trip to the US capital in Jerusalem for his
marching orders. Now there’s been lots of great
commentary on this trip. Brother Nathanael’s is most,
most interesting and worth reading.
But we have a completely different take on this here
at Mantiq al-Tayr. To put it better, we want to
explore this trip from a somewhat different
perspective. I want to start by saying that I fully
support the actions of the Israeli Prime Minister
Benjamin Netanyahu and of Israeli Minister Eli Yishai
in their efforts to humiliate their underlings Joe
Biden and George “I am not Lebanese” Mitchell
[Mitchell's mother was born and raised in Lebanon. His
father was Irish, but was raised by a Lebanese family
since he was an orphan]. Those two cretins, and all
the rest of the Israel ass-kissers, richly deserve to
be bullied, humiliated and made to look like the
stupid Zionist tools they are. All of these so-called
“American” politicians who compete like starving
piranhas to see who can stick their heads the furthest
and fastest up Israeli’s ass, should expect to be
disrespected by their masters.
American politicians need to wake up. No matter how
much you kiss Israel’s ass, it will never be enough.
You will, just like a 90 pound weakling is treated by
the school bully, constantly be subjugated to more and
more demands, no matter even if you decide to swallow
after at first just spitting. It’s time for you to
tell the Israelis and their loyalists here in the US,
people like Rahm Emanuel and Deborah
Wasserman-Schultz, to go fuck themselves and then you
have to get back to the business of actually serving
the needs of the American people.
Freeman, a frequent commenter on this site, has a most
interesting post on his own website on Biden’s trip to
Israel that illustrates exactly what I am saying.
Biden, groveling before the world at the Yad Vashem
Holocaust Museum, actually insults a poet of his own
Irish heritage, whom he actually misquotes too, in
order to suck up to Israel. If you are willing make
your own heritage subservient to that of another
people, then you have no respect for yourself, your
people, your heritage, nothing. And you deserve to be
treated like a dog by the people to whom you are
submitting yourself because they will have absolutely
no respect for you and your kind. Why should they?
Any non-Jew who goes as out of his way to be Israel’s
bitch is laughed at behind closed, and sometimes open,
doors in Israel. Time to wake up you “American”
politicians. Your constituents are starting to catch
on.
4. Okay folks, it’s video time. Today you will have
two videos (yes, the second one features a beautiful
woman) of two people who do not sell out their
heritage and kiss up to their masters. Both are
playing the same song, the Padraig Pearse version of
the Irish patriot song: Oró Sé do Bheatha ‘Bhaile. The
first video is by Dublin born Ken O’Malley and he does
a nice quick job in the video below of stating what
the song is about before he sings it. His intro is as
much worth listening to as the song itself. And unlike
Joe Biden, he sounds like a man.
The second video is by the incomparable Mary Black,
one of the great Irish singers. I love her rendering
of this song.
Beneath the two videos I have placed an English
translation of the lyrics.
Oh-ro You’re welcome home,
Oh-ro You’re welcome home,
Oh-ro You’re welcome home…
Now that summer’s coming!
Welcome oh woman who was so afflicted,
It was our ruin that you were in bondage,
Our fine land in the possession of thieves…
And you sold to the foreigners!
Chorus
Gráinne O’Malley[5] is coming over the sea,
Armed warriors along with her as her guard,
They are Irishmen, not foreigners nor Spanish…
And they will rout the foreigners!
Chorus
May it please the King of Miracles that we might see,
Although we may live for a week once after,
Gráinne Mhaol and a thousand warriors…
Dispersing the foreigners!