Keeping Abreast: Hazards Of Picking Wives Based On Mammary-gland Size & Politicians Based On...
05 January 2014
By Jane Stillwater
If you are a guy who is out looking for a bride who
you would want to spend the rest of your life with,
what qualities would you look for in a perspective
life's companion? Compatibility? Sunny disposition?
Common interests? Kind heart? Brains? Earning
capacity? What? Remember that we're talking about
selecting a wife who you will have to hold
conversations with for approximately two hours a day
over the course of the next 60-odd years (that's
43,800 hours) -- and even wake up next to each morning
approximately 21,900 times.
All too many American males these days seem to pick
their future life's companion based solely on her
mammary gland size. Good luck with that one! 60 years
from now, your wife's mammary glands will be a moot
question, but you will still have to talk to her --
and you'd probably be bored out of your mind by that
time if you have selected her for her breast size
alone (or, conversely, if she had married you solely
based on the look of your sexy six-pack package, she
might be bored out of her mind by that time too!)
So here's some good advice, gentlemen (and ladies as
well): Pick your future spouses based on the size of
their minds and their hearts, not on the size of their
implants!
And I wouldn't recommend Phil Robertson's method of
picking wives either -- which just might land you on a
sex-offender registry for the next 60 years. ut then
apparently Robertson and his duckie friends used to be
just one more bunch of yuppie fraternity boys trying
to break into "The Hills" until they discovered they
could make more money by representing southerners as
ignorant unwashed bigots.
And this same rule -- of seriously examining long-term
consequences before making important decisions -- also
needs to be applied to how we pick our politicians as
well.
Selecting a congressional representative or president
or governor or even local dog-catcher based solely on
information you have gleaned from the Koch brothers,
Citizens United and Fox News may make you feel good at
the time -- but 60 years down the road when the planet
has been destroyed by pollution, radiation, Endless
War and climate change and you are poor as a
church-mouse because there are no more unions or
Social Security to protect you and your children are
uneducated and starving on sweatshop wages, you will
definitely look back on those elections and say, "What
was I thinking!"
And also do try to apply this "Mind and Heart" rule to
how we select our healthcare as well. Let's try to be
more aware of what happens next, cause and effect, in
this respect too, before we fall for all those pretty
ads that tell us that Sutter or Humana or Blue Cross
is "On Our Side" -- while behind closed doors these
guys are happily screwing America's doctors, nurses
and patients, people like us, for every penny of ours
they can get their hands on.
Approximately 1,800 Americans die from lack of
healthcare per day. In the next 3,650 days, we will
needlessly lose approximately 6,570,000 Americans --
stone cold dead so that CEOs of health insurance
companies can own yachts. Where is the long-distance
thinking here? Where is the outrage?
When you look at the long run, only single-payer
healthcare makes sense.
Bottom line: It's time to start seriously keeping
abreast of our long-term hopes, goals and aspirations
here in America, or else we're never gonna find any
long-term happiness here either -- just an empty
handful of public-relations-generated illusions and a
whole big bunch of "Coulda shoulda woulda...."
PS: Another way that Americans are constantly being
fooled is by having our strong sense of justice,
honesty and morality turned inside-out and then used
against us. If someone on TV keeps telling Americans
over and over again that acts of murder, theft, lying,
bigotry and greed committed in our name are actually
just good Christian values, Americans naively tend to
believe this.
As a whole, Americans are kind, generous and moral
people who always want to do the Right Thing. But what
is the right thing? Bankers who steal from both our
government and their clients? Corporations who
deliberately sell us junk that will kill us and
happily poison our air if it saves them a buck? War
profiteers who send our sons and daughters overseas to
act as their personal goon-squad thugs and then send
our same sons and daughters back home in a box when
their usefulness is over? And racists and bigots who
thump the Bible in order to justify their own evil
ways?
Justice? The Ten Commandments? Freedom and patriotism
and the First and Second Amendments? Most Americans
believe in these things -- and so these very beliefs,
the solidly-felt beliefs of good people, are
constantly being used against us by Bad Guys in order
to pillage and lie and steal in the name of God, apple
pie and the Flag.
It's time for Americans to start keeping abreast of
what is really happening to them -- not what is only
supposed to be happening. And it's time for our
leaders in sheep's clothing who are always talking the
talk to actually start walking the walk as well -- of
justice and fairness and morality -- or else go off to
jail where they belong. "Thou shalt not murder, steal
or bear false witness..." must apply to us all.
PPS: And speaking of breasts, apparently we ladies
should also be keeping our breasts away from the
Pacific ocean forevermore -- if we don't want to get
cancer. Why? Toxic radiation.
Here's a video of some guy with a Geiger counter
walking along a beach near San Francisco. Just watch
his Geiger counter jump up from a normal reading of 34
to an outrageously-high and dangerous reading of 156
as he approaches the Pacific ocean. Please Please
Please let this video be a fake! Otherwise we females
here on the West Coast are clearly in big trouble.
http://topinfopost.com/2013/12/26/fukushima-radiation-hits-san-francisco.
However, somebody else just wrote to tell me that I
should stop worrying about radiation drifting over
here from Fukushima. "Why worry about Fukushima when
47,500 55-gallon steel drums containing nuclear waste
had already been dumped out near the Farallon Islands
between 1960 and 1970, and there's a fair chance that
those barrels might be now starting to corrode and
open. So why would anyone be surprised by high levels
of radiation at a beach near San Francisco? And why
assume that it's coming all the way from Fukushima,
more than 5000 miles away -- when so much was dumped
here, just 30 miles away?" Why indeed.
We shoulda looked more closely at who we voted for 60
years ago
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